Does pineapple belong on pizza?

The Hawaiian pizza was invented in 1962 — in Canada, by a Greek immigrant, named after a brand of canned fruit. Nothing about it makes sense, and yet here we are, 60+ years into the most durable food fight on Earth. The President of Iceland once said he'd ban it if he could. Gordon Ramsay says no. Half the internet says yes. Time to settle it: 100 opinions, one verdict.